The Purse Snatcher

 

The brunette stepped out of the cave-like darkness of the King Christian Hotel’s plush lobby into the bright afternoon sun.  In one quick, offhand motion she donned sunglasses and stepped smartly toward the parking garage.  She was wearing a silk blouse and a matching skirt that was slit to mid-thigh and danced seductively in the breeze. 

 

Harry tossed his half-smoked cigarette butt on the ground and dropped his eyes as she passed him, slowly stamping out the ashes.  As he looked down, he noticed her shoes – little scuffs at the toe and heels told him these shoes had some miles on them.  His eyes followed her shapely legs up to her hips, and he noticed her purse was also a little worn, and the coarse woven fabric didn’t really go with the rest of her outfit.  Harry settled back against the wall.  “She’s a gold-digger, not a sugar momma.” He muttered to himself.

 

Harry came from a good but poor family that struggled just to meet the bills each month.  Sometimes they ate nothing but soup and beans for weeks because “things were a little tight right now”.  His mother raised him as well as she could.  He was taught to always say “yes, ma’am” and “yes, sir.”  He went to church with his parents all squeaky clean and wearing the same suit that was a little too small every Sunday, winter and summer, because that was the only nice clothes he had.  The other kids made fun of his thrift store clothes.  He saw how hard his parents worked just to survive.  His father worked construction during the day, and as a security guard in the evening.  His mother cleaned the houses of the same kids that made fun of him.  Harry just plain didn’t want to work that hard for that little.  So he started taking shortcuts.  Like shoplifting a new shirt now and then, or stealing a nice new car when he wanted to impress a date. 

 

Harry’s specialty though, was snatching purses.  It was one of those crimes the cops didn’t pursue strongly.  It didn’t really hurt anybody – women rarely carry more cash than they can afford to explain to their husbands.  Harry was good at reading people.  He had a little game he played – he would try to guess by a woman’s clothes and how she carried herself how much money she had in her purse.  Then he would grab it, and see how close he came.  It was a job worth a couple thousand dollars in a good week. 

 

Each purse told him something about the woman that carried it.  One woman was so distracted she practically handed him her purse.  When he opened her purse, he found a “Dear John” letter and a pregnancy test inside.  Harry just made her week a little worse that day.  But he also knew her daddy would take care of her.  She also had two hundred dollars in cash and a half dozen credit cards, including a platinum credit card in the name of Sidney Smaltz, Sr. – her father no doubt. 

 

Harry liked to look for snooty socialites that were cheating on their husbands.  He knew it because that is the only reason these women would be carrying condoms and a change of underwear in their purses.  They were like gold – cheating wives usually had plenty of cash on hand so there would be no paper trail for their husbands (or his lawyers) to follow.

 

All this knowledge didn’t come without a price.  Harry spent a year in prison for using a gun to hold up a woman once.  Police DO pursue armed robbery vigilantly.  Harry just thought it might be a little less work to take the purse with a gun rather than snatch it and run.  But that gives the woman too good a look at your face and guns are hard to get rid of once they’re “hot”.  Harry learned a lot in prison from those that had made all the mistakes before.  His technique was now flawless and he had no reason to use a gun again.

 

Harry felt a little weird every time he dumped a purse out.  His palms would sweat, and his heart would race.  What would he find?  He remembered his mother slapping his hands for reaching into her purse.  “NEVER go into a woman’s purse!” she’d say sternly.  If she needed something from her purse, he would dutifully go to the table by the front door where she kept it and carry the whole purse to her, holding it out at arms’ length like it contained a ticking bomb.  He wondered what secrets were tucked away in the hidden compartments of that worn leather bag.  He never worked up the courage to look inside.  Some things you just don’t want to know about your own mother.   

 

One cool sunny day, Harry spotted an easy mark – she was wearing a hat and sunglasses, obviously trying to hide her face as she left a ritzy downtown bistro that was well known for it’s rich food and shadowy ambiance.  She would be carrying plenty of cash if she was that worried about being caught with her lover.  She was headed toward the parking garage two blocks over.  Rich people never park their Mercedes on the street.  He knew where he could cut between two buildings and surprise her from the alley.  Once he cleared the alley, He could go any of six different ways if someone gave chase.  It’s one of the reasons he liked working this little area. 

 

She was alone as she came from the bright sun into the shadow of the buildings. Before her eyes could adjust, Harry darted from his spot, grabbed her purse strap and gave her a hard shove to knock her down.  He knew if she was falling, her instinct would be to use her hands to break her fall rather than to grab the purse.  It worked, as usual.  As Harry cleared the far end of the alley, there was no one behind him.  She must have been too dazed to even look down the alley as he ran.  He tucked the purse under his jean jacket and slowed to a walk.  The anticipation was killing him as the adrenaline rush slowly wore off.

 

Finally, he stopped by an abandoned construction trailer and broke the lock so he could see what treasures lay in that small white purse.  He dumped it out – it was amazing how much stuff fit into the tiniest of purses.  A loud thunk sounded as small change, Kleenex, and a lipstick rolled out on the table.  In the center of the ordinary clutter was a freshly oiled automatic pistol.

 

Harry had not even held a gun since he spent a year in jail for armed robbery.  To be caught with one now would land him immediately back in jail.  But he longed to hold that premium blue steel in his hands for just a while before he brought it down to Jack’s pawn shop to see what he could get for it.  This was not the cheap piece of iron he had used for his job.  This was a 9mm Beretta Cougar. He drew the slide back and a shell dropped into the chamber.  The sound of a dozen precision pieces dropping into perfect alignment with a satisfying click brought a smile to his face.  He would have to get it out of his hands as soon as possible.

 

Jack gave him $350 for a gun that would could easily sell for $500, but Harry really needed to get that gun as far away as possible.  The woman was carrying about $90 and some credit cards, so Harry was glad to get whatever he could for the gun. 

 

Jack had a soft spot for Harry, who’d always had it rough.  When Harry was young, his mother used to bring a few things in now and then to make ends meet.  Jack knew they probably came from one of the houses she cleaned.  The look in her eyes told Jack that wasn’t the worst thing she’d done for money.  So Jack did what he could to help them out, and she never brought in anything that was likely to be missed.  Things only got tougher for Harry after he did that year for armed robbery.  Jack was sure he would never touch a gun again.  So it did not sit well that Harry came in wanting to dump that Beretta so bad.  He checked it against his “watch list” of serial numbers that the cops were seeking.  Jack did NOT want to sell a hot gun.  He would help out, but he wouldn’t risk his own neck to do it.  He would hold onto it until next month’s list came out, just to be sure.  Meanwhile, Jack just hoped Harry hadn’t done something really stupid.

 

Two months later, Harry opened his door to uniformed officers with a warrant for his arrest in connection with the death of some up and coming lawyer.  Seems he was held up at gunpoint near Harry’s favorite parking garage and killed.  The police had plenty of witnesses that put him in the neighborhood that day.  Hell, he was always in that neighborhood.  They also had the Beretta he sold to Jack with his fingerprints on it.  It was reported stolen 2 days before the crime and it was the gun that had killed one of the mayor’s favorite legal prodigies…

 

Through several years of appeals, Harry was given hundreds of pictures of every woman that knew the murdered man – none of them matched the woman whose purse he had snatched.  Without someone else to call to the stand and blame for the crime, Harry had to take the stand himself to tell his side of the story.  Unfortunately, taking the stand also made his prior conviction for armed robbery admissible in court.  Jury after jury was sure that if he’d done it once, he’d certainly done it again.  Harry told his story over and over again through the appeals, but no one believed it.  Branded a “career criminal” with violent tendencies, the ambitious DA got Harry convicted and sentenced to death by lethal injection.

 

Harry watched the florescent lights pass slowly in front of his eyes as the gurney he was strapped into rolled deliberately towards the small room at the end of the hall.  There he would die in front of dozens of silent witnesses watching him through a thick glass curtain.  Most would be death penalty protesters who knew little or nothing about him or why he was being executed.  There would also be a few news reporters looking to capture a dramatic stay of execution or an altercation with the protesters.  They were not there to see Harry at all, really.  Harry wanted to scream at the top of his lungs that he was innocent.  But he knew it would do no good.  Nobody believed his story…

 

The orderly gave him the first injection – a powerful anesthetic that prevented him from screaming or struggling.  It would hopefully keep him from feeling any pain when his heart seized up.  The next injection would be the deadly one.  As his gaze ran across the small crowd gathered behind the window, he recognized the lawyer’s wife – arm in arm with the woman whose purse he’d grabbed.  The real killer knew the man’s WIFE, not him.  Were they friends, lovers, or was she some sort of hired hit man? 

 

As everything faded to black, Harry wished he had listened to his mother and never looked inside a woman’s purse…

 

 

THE END