“Mom – when can we get a pumpkin to
carve for Halloween?”
“We won’t be carving a pumpkin this
year, Billy. The HOA won’t let us put a real pumpkin in front of the house –
they say the candles are a fire hazard and the rotting fruit draws rats and
insects. We’ll get a plastic one from
the store and put it in the window.”
“Aw, Mom! Those plastic pumpkins
are stupid!”
Deirdre mentally agreed with her
son. The HOA was taking all the fun out
of Halloween. Of course, no one wants
toilet paper covering the trees or raw eggs thrown at their cars and
houses. But no pumpkins in the yard? And
an 8pm curfew for Trick or Treaters?
That was really pushing it. There
was also a motion (that barely failed) to host a “trunk-or-treat” event on the
last Saturday in October at the community clubhouse, and prohibit trick or treating
completely on Halloween night! It was
just wrong…
Deirdre was a Halloween-aholic, and
Billy definitely followed in her footsteps. She had fond memories of ringing
doorbells for hours as a child until her treat bag was full. Later, she played spooky sound effects
records and dressed up as an evil witch to hand out candy to the younger kids
coming to her parents’ door. In high school, there were always a few Halloween
parties to attend, and her favorites were not the ones featuring drink, dance,
and make out bashes with the popular kids. She liked the ones with costumes,
and ghost stories, and maybe a haunted hayride. Then in college, her sorority
sponsored a huge haunted house as a major fundraiser each year, and she led the
construction of the haunted maze 3 years running. Ever since Billy was an
infant, she toured the neighborhoods every Halloween night, smiling proudly as
he braved a dozen imaginary terrors between the sidewalk and a neighbor’s door.
Deirdre’s husband Thom was like a
kid himself at Halloween. He was the one who came home with six pumpkins to gut
and carve one year. He would hand out candy at the house while Dierdre escorted
Billy around the neighborhood. She had heard a few tales from her old neighbors
about the bizarre accents he would use to greet and entertain the kids. His
Transylvanian vampire was eerily perfect, but their inevitable favorite was the
Klingon-sounding gibberish that complimented his alien costume with aluminum
foil helmet and the huge lobster claw four years ago.
Things had been tough since her
husband died and she was forced to move into this little house in this tight-knit
little neighborhood and get used to her new life as a single mother. Thom’s short but grisly battle with prostate cancer
left Deirdre exhausted, heartbroken, and broke.
She only had this house to live in because her mother-in-law owned the
property and felt sorry for her. But Bree’s
favors came with strings attached. She liked to impose her own ideas and Bree
was a senior member of the HOA that caused such grief to Deirdre and her
neighbors here on the cul-de-sac. Some
people just feel they have to run everything or else it will be done wrong…
Meanwhile, Dierdre missed her old
friends from her old neighborhood. They had all gotten busy while Thom was
sick, and they gradually lost touch over the last year and a half. People just weren’t as friendly in this newer,
more exclusive community.
“Gimme a hug!” Deirdre asked her
son.
“Aw – why?!” said Billy, dutifully
ambling across the kitchen toward his Mom.
“Because I want a real pumpkin just
as bad as you do!” she answered with a quick smile, trying to sound much
lighter than her heart felt.
Halloween
Day
Billy bounced along the sidewalk as
Dierdre walked him to the school bus stop. His hair was a brilliant “Joker
Green”, even if school regulations demanded he wear the usual school uniform
even on Halloween. The hair color was a loophole that was allowed for students
with “alternative tastes”. However, parents
were warned any child showing up in costume on Halloween would be sent home.
The heavy, grey, foreboding skies echoed Dierdre’s mood, and she was glad to
have Billy’s excitement to help keep her from plummeting into despair. She had
a lot to do before she picked him up this afternoon…
The first stop was the Dollar Store
for the plastic pumpkin for the window. All that was left was one sad little
pumpkin with a sickly green face and a broken handle. It would have to do. The
cashier gave Dierdre a pitiful smile as she counted out the nine pennies sales
tax to go with her dollar bill. Everyone felt sorry for Diedre, it seemed. She
was tired of the condescending looks – she wished she was invisible.
Next, she had to put the finishing
touches on Billy’s Joker costume for tonight. She wished she were better at
sewing. The zipper was crooked and wouldn’t lay flat, but there was no way
Dierdre could’ve managed button holes. Billy’s costume looked more like a
patchwork scarecrow than the Batman’s arch enemy “The Joker”. It would look shabby and dated next to the
other kids’ costumes purchased from the Spirit Store featuring the latest in
popular characters. Her sweet Billy would stoically endure the taunts of the
other children as usual, however. He had already fought through such trauma
that he was rarely fazed by smaller blows anymore. So much of his childhood had
been stolen by tragedy…
Finally, off to Wal-Mart to see if
they had discounted their Halloween candy before picking up Billy after school.
She needed to get as much as she could with the $10
she had been able to save.
“I hope that will be enough for the
kids showing up at my door tonight…” she mumbled wistfully to herself as she
looked at the small bag of mixed “fun size” candy that fit her budget. Sadly, those
50 pieces of candy would probably be MORE than enough – last year she only had 4
children ring her doorbell, and the weather had been much nicer.
Billy got off the school bus with a
group of 4 other kids who lived in the subdivision, all as excited as he’d been
this morning, bantering back and forth:
“We’ll all meet at Steve’s house, ‘cause
his parents are gonna make us hot chocolate before we go!”
“Let’s hit the houses by the clubhouse
first, because they always have the best candy, but they run out early and shut
their lights off…”
“Next we’ll hit the houses by the
soccer field!”
“Everyone eat dinner early – we’ll
be leaving at 6 o’clock sharp ‘cause Allie has to be
home by 8!”
It was all Dierdre could do to get
Billy to slow down for a single hot dog on a slice of white bread – mustard only,
of course. She looked at him in his frumpy Joker costume, and smiled, taking a
picture with her cell phone. Not to post
on Twitter or Instagram like a dozen other Moms she was linked to – this costume
was not one to brag about. But just because she wanted to have a memento of
this moment of pure joy for her son. There
have been so few in his life…
Halloween
Night
Dierdre settled down with a glass
of “boxed Chardonnay” and set about looking for a good movie to watch while she
waited for the doorbell to ring.
“I think we need something light
tonight – so I’ll pass on the Rob Zombie remake of “Friday the 13th”
and the latest installation of “Saw”. Wow!
I haven’t seen this one in forever – “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir”. I love Rex Harrison - that’ll be perfect!”
Dierdre kicked off her house shoes
and balled herself up on the sofa like a cat in sweat pants, leaning against a
huge throw pillow. A monster bowl of popcorn was easily within reach so she wouldn’t
be tempted to snack on the candy located in a bowl all the way by the front
door. She wrapped herself in her
favorite fleece blanket fresh from the dryer, and a wave of warmth washed over
her as she settled down to watch the movie.
Lucy: “I don’t know anything about the sea,
except that it is romantic.”
Capt. Gregg: “Hmmm. That’s what all
landsmen think. Seamen know better.”
Lucy: “Then why do they go to sea?”
Capt. Gregg: “Because they haven’t
the sense to stay ashore!”
Dierdre laughed. The ring of it startled her - it had been a
long time. She remembered Thom cracking up the nurses by doing an impression of
John Wayne telling the doctor where he could stuff the chemo port. The memory
brought a smile to her face and a tear to her eye at the same time.
Thank God for box wine…
Meanwhile, Billy was already prowling
the sullen grey streets with his friends. Even though sundown wouldn’t happen
for another hour or two, the streetlights had already come on as the skies
darkened with ponderous clouds swollen with impending rain. This did not prevent their merry little band
from subduing the neighborhood one house at a time with their innate cuteness, regardless
how ferocious their costumes were intended to be. They started with the large houses near the clubhouse,
and wouldn’t get to the older, smaller houses on this little cul-de-sac until
later in their quest.
Allie was the first to leave the
group. Even though the HOA said they had
to quit after eight o’clock, Billie and his friends pushed on until almost nine
o’clock before most of the porch lights had winked out. Billie and the guys
spent another hour trading candy and comparing loot. And of course, despite all
the warnings from the adults, they couldn’t resist eating a few candies while
they had all that treasure spread out. They were careful not to eat anything with
loose or missing wrappers – they weren’t completely dumb. But why wait until
tomorrow for a perfectly good snickers bar?!
Billie had done fairly well – his pillowcase
was nearly half full and he needed to carry it over his shoulder as he started
his trek to the far side of the neighborhood.
“Looks like you had a most
excellent night, Billie!” came a strange voice from the shadows.
“I’m not supposed to talk to
strangers!” Billie recited dutifully.
“Good for you – but haven’t you
been asking strangers for candy all night tonight?”
Billie thought about it, and said “They’re
not total strangers, since they live in my neighborhood.”
“Well, I used to live in this
neighborhood,” continued the voice. “I was friends with your mother, Dierdre
Parks, before she married your Dad. Perhaps I could walk you home so I can say
hello to her?” with that, he stepped completely
into the light from the streetlamp. He
wore an old-fashioned vac-u-formed plastic Mickey Mouse mask to cover his face,
and sported a green pullover sweater with a huge orange jack o’lantern knit into
the pattern that said “Happy Halloween!” in big block letters below it. He wore a neat, clean pair of jeans and a
pair of white tennis shoes that looked like they had just come out of the
box. Most of all, he didn’t look the
least bit dangerous.
Billie thought about it, and
relented “I suppose it will be OK.”
It was nearly a dozen blocks back
to Billie’s house, but the time just flew by.
Billie told him all about the pumpkin he *would’ve* carved, if it hadn’t
been against the rules. He also bragged on his Mom’s sewing, saying he was the
only kid with a custom-made costume in the whole neighborhood. They finally reached
Billie’s house, the last one on the whole street with a porch light still on. They walked up to the door, and while Billie
was letting himself in, the stranger rang the doorbell.
“Go on in, Billie, and unload all
that candy. I want to Trick or Treat
your Mom.”
“OK, mister!” Billie’s voice
trailed off as he trotted back to his room with his bag of goodies.
“You’re in luck – I still have some
candy left!” Dierdre ranted distractedly as she came to the door with a
bat-shaped candy bowl. “But you still
have to say….”
The words caught in Dierdre’s
throat as she saw the man standing outside her door. The mask, that SWEATER! It
was the same “costume” Thom had worn to that Halloween party on their first
date.
“Trick or Treat!” he finished for
her, as she stood in shock gasping for breath.
“Tonight
is the only night of the year I have a chance to cross back into this world,
and I can’t do it for long. I wanted to know what it was like to go trick or
treating with Billie – I never got the chance. By the way - did you enjoy the
movie? I picked it especially for you. A
whisper into the subconscious mind of the living is a little trick we ghosts have, with a little practice.”
“It made me laugh.”
“I hoped it would.” Then Thom drew
a deep breath, and in the voice of Rex Harrison, he quoted Captain Daniel Gregg:
“You must make your own life among the living and, whether fair winds or foul,
find your own way to harbor in the end….” A long pause followed as their eyes
locked and their hearts exchanged all those words they
ached to say for the past 18 months before he finally finished in his own voice,
“Happy Halloween, Pumpkin!”
A tear rolled down Dierdre’s cheek.
She knew what that quote meant. Like the Captain and Mrs. Muir, this would mark
the last time she would see Thom in this world.
“Goodbye, Sweetheart!”
She watched as he turned slowly and
walked toward the street light. But somewhere in the shadows, he disappeared,
never reappearing in the circle of harsh artificial light. A chill breeze stirred
the dry leaves as the hall clock struck midnight.
Samhain was over.